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Argentinian slang for "motel", a place where you rent a room for a short period of time (could be hours) to fuck with someone or more people.
Some rooms have jacuzzis, scotish showers, sex-related items such as modified chairs and stuff, everything depends on the price.

Also called "hotel alojamiento" or "albergue transitorio".
Spanish version:
- ¿Vamos al telo? Asi estamos más tranquilos...
- Dale :)

English version:
- Should we go to a motel? So we're more comfortable...
- Okay :)
Telo by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007
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Someone that has the name Telo is one of
the sweetest and genuine guys you’ll ever meet. He is so kind and also extremely handsome. Not only is he amazing sauce on the inside, he’s also deliciously handsome and tasty on the outside. His beautiful brown eyes are so majestic that looking into them makes your heart beat faster. He is a one of a kind person and you’ll never meet someone like him again. So if you meet a Telo, keep him in your life forever because he’ll always treat you right and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Telo is such a loving person that it’s lowk unfair to be with him because nobody truly deserves how good he is. He is too good for anyone. Everyone that meets him instantly adores him due to his personality and respectful demeanor. Everyone is proud of him and he always puts a smile on other people’s faces. He’s also a freak.
My boyfriend’s name is Telo.
Telo by kivis July 15, 2025

Telo Family 

Telo Family or also known as “Porn Family” is a phrase used by many porn stars in reference to the people they have done shoots with that they feel are close friends.
Yesss Becky, me and my telo family love each other so much and we always love shooting scenes together
Telo Family by Definitions413 April 25, 2019

telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"
Telos is a greek word meaning Ultimate Potential. It is also a treatment center in utah. It is a hellish place with no weed or girls that wastes a year of your life to help you reach your "Ultimate Potential"
guy 1- Dude are you a telos Alumni?

guy-2 Yeah i hated that shit.
Telos by steevohammertime December 26, 2011

Vine telomeres 

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.
Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!
Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"
Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"
Telopea by Anti bogan August 22, 2009
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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