Telopea 

Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"

Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"

Telopea by Anti bogan August 22, 2009

Telopea SkatePark 

Located Next to telopea public school,
and Coles (BILO R.I.P) and The Bottleshop

Where all the Junior Junkies ( Around the age when junkies start smoking and drinking, 9 yrs old - 18 yrs old)

sit around,
Smoke, Drink

and pick on thomas brown when he walks past.

John Tai: Ay B'o you wanna go to the skate park, hit up the Bong and drink some VB moit!

Some other FOB: Eshayyzzzz braaah!!
im a sickcunt!!!

Telopea Skatepark

Telopea SkatePark by Brother Robert Sutton May 21, 2009

Telopea Birdshit 

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

Telopea Birdshit by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

telopea park school 

a school full of dumbasses in which saying one word will get you bashed. student services doesn't do shit in that school, they sit around on there asses hanging LGBT flags in every corner of the hallways. most teachers are above the age of 60 and on the verge of death, students think they're cool for wearing Nike tn's and acting like eshays. the bathrooms smell like vapes and weed

telopean 1: you hear about that school near manuka, telopea park school?
telopean 2: yeah I went there. it's shit

telopea park school by barkbark123_4 September 11, 2023

Telopathicography 

TelopathicographyTelopathicography: Similar to Perpen's borther, the nuance's in the topography of Japan does not corelate correctly with the suns division of coconut water. Even Joe Biden was informal enough to delegate matters to the construction of constitution of the geography telemetry of mars. Coincidently, Africa has a high condensation rate of snow maternally falling through the amazon rain forest. Its proven that the integral of (x^2 * y^2 * z^2 + 2)/2d proves that the Canada has enough sinusoidal oil to be blooming Fried Rice externally in NASA's space shuttle orbiter. Theorictallly speaking if you take a Formula 1 Car's v12 engine, you can rewrite the constitution law form of Telsa Moters Industry to mass produce protractors for the economics department in Massachusetts University .

The summation of Perpen brothers proves telopathicography is a 2 Sum Theorem to prove grass growth in Antarctica.

Telopathicography by Flash News November 15, 2021

Telophase 

1. The second to last part in Mitosis.

2. The act of being split across the science room for making fun of how the teacher pronounces the word.

3. Very much the same as the penis game.

"Telophase"

"Teeeeelophase"

"Teeeeeeelophase"

"TEEEEEELOPHASE"

"TEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOPHASE."

Telophase by Teeelophase January 24, 2010