Telocal 

Someone who is idiotically funny, meaning that their such an idiot their funny

Person 1: That guy is such a telocal!
Person 2: I know right!

Telocal by SugarAsh November 29, 2021

telocaster 

Pronounced: "Tel-O-Caster", A solid body electric guitar that looks like a cross between a Telecaster guitar and a Stratocaster guitar. It usually features the body of a Stratocaster and the Neck of a Telecaster guitar, the pickups configuration can be any combination of single coils, p-90's, ASAT MFD, Humbuckers, Teisco Foil Pickups, you name it. Not an official model from any particular brand, however Telecaster & Stratocaster are brand model names that belong to Fender Musical Corp. The Tel-o-caster guitar is usually just made of miscellaneous left over guitar parts and can often times be found in the rural south at many pawn shops. Note that it's been said that you can't play the blues unless you've got a guitar that's spent a few nights in a pawn shop a time or two.

Hey Mister, how much is that Telocaster in the window and do you have layaway?

That Bubba Bee is the Master of the Telocaster!

telocaster by Apple Morgan March 28, 2008

telecall

Slang for calling someone on the telephone.
Partial British influence
tele short for telephone + call

I'll keep you in the loop via text or telecall

telecall me after work

telecall by Ali.star19 March 4, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004