Telocal

Someone who is idiotically funny, meaning that their such an idiot their funny

Person 1: That guy is such a telocal!
Person 2: I know right!

by SugarAsh November 29, 2021

telocaster

Pronounced: "Tel-O-Caster", A solid body electric guitar that looks like a cross between a Telecaster guitar and a Stratocaster guitar. It usually features the body of a Stratocaster and the Neck of a Telecaster guitar, the pickups configuration can be any combination of single coils, p-90's, ASAT MFD, Humbuckers, Teisco Foil Pickups, you name it. Not an official model from any particular brand, however Telecaster & Stratocaster are brand model names that belong to Fender Musical Corp. The Tel-o-caster guitar is usually just made of miscellaneous left over guitar parts and can often times be found in the rural south at many pawn shops. Note that it's been said that you can't play the blues unless you've got a guitar that's spent a few nights in a pawn shop a time or two.

Hey Mister, how much is that Telocaster in the window and do you have layaway?

That Bubba Bee is the Master of the Telocaster!

by Apple Morgan March 28, 2008

telecall

Slang for calling someone on the telephone.
Partial British influence
tele short for telephone + call

I'll keep you in the loop via text or telecall

telecall me after work

by Ali.star19 March 4, 2008