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Telmax (noun) – 1. The rare and mystical phenomenon where your phone battery jumps from 1% to 100% for no reason, making you question the laws of physics and your life choices. 2. A secret government experiment where all telemarketers are trained to call you precisely when you're in the shower. 3. An ancient wizard who specialized in making people forget why they walked into a room.
Example: "Dude, I swear my phone was dead, but now it's fully charged. Must be a Telmax situation."
telmax by Skip McNapkins February 24, 2025
Words you can keep
She's the best person you'll ever met.
She's caring, sweet, a little bestie to take care of.
Such a cutie.
She thinks of herself a normal girl like all the other ones. But she's different.
She'll always be by your side when you need it.
A honest person. She always tells the truth. She can't lie to anyone.
She'll never get into a fight, hurt someone, neither hurt someone's feelings.
She'll always comfort you.
She'll never let you go.
She'll never leave you.
Such a wonderful person.
I'm not lying.
Telma is my bestie, my cousin and my confident.
And I love her.
She thinks she's fat, but she's more like a model!
You can talk with her for hours and never get bored.
God, she's an angel.
She's my angel.
She thinks her crush will never love her.
Her crush is idiot.
He has an angel and even wants more!?
What a disgrace.
She'll find her soulmate soon.
I know it.
But David's not her soulmate.
That's very clear.
If you ever meet a Telma, never let her go.
She'll change your life like anyone did.
She deserves the best.
And I hope she'll find her own angel.
'Cause she's one.
Wow, she is everything, sweet, cute, honest, beautiful, caring...

Then you found a Telma
Related Words
telmax Telma Telax Telaxing telaxu Telmah Telmany Telmex termax
Nurturer, Caregiver. Stubborn at times and strong-willed. Likely to hurt one's feelings if unprepared for brutal honesty but well-intentioned and loving. Loves to laugh but because of past hurts may mask her tenderness by putting up a wall. Once you crack her shell she's a kitty cat. Telma's have a wild side as well - get to know one...
Telma: Great sexy hot booty
Telma by pconsuela October 4, 2012
The most beautiful girl that has a bit of an attitude, tough, smart, hott, nice, helpful, cute, sexy, has envy,greed,pride,lust,gluttony,avarice,likes cute boys, andohas an awesome sense of style! :D
Telmah!
Telmah by GUMDR0P September 10, 2009

Telaxing 

Relaxing with a beer while watching TV.
Nate: what's up dude?

Gia: just telaxing..... beer and netflix.
Telaxing by Gia the bunny queen October 10, 2016
Comes originally from a text spelling error. It refers to the act of relaxing and watching TV at the same time.
"I'm going to stay in and Telax tonight."
Telax by FutureReal August 7, 2019
Noun. A stupid bitch with the IQ of an easter egg.

Chad: Man, Cerrita jumped infront of a truck yesterday because she thought she could stop it.
Phil: Man, she's a total Telmany.
Telmany by hardlyahooligan December 9, 2008
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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