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Es una empresa que da internet muy bueno pero a veces se pone mal no se, creo que es culpa de la electricidad pero no se en mi opinión TELMEX es el mejor internet de México!
-persona x: Oh vaya viejo! Se me fue el internet
-raro x: es culpa de Telmex
Telmex by Fritos_500 September 25, 2020
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Telexpression 

Using keys to symbolize physical activities
Digi5 and Digi# are perfect examples of Telexpressions
Telexpression by icwish July 13, 2009
A female badass or dumbass, depending on her surrounds. She has three moods: annoyed, funny or glamorous. And she excels at all of them. You really do not wish to be the victim of one of her stares. Her humour and sense of style however, will leave you glad to have met her.
She did what? I mean I guess that's normal,she is Telmen after all.
Telmen by audettr November 6, 2019
An unpleasant from of computer based parasite that afflicts online discussion forums. It causes an overabundabce of self-indulget gibberish and a stubborn refusal to admit that anything it has said is in any way wrong.
Call technical support my computer has gone TexMex.
TexMex by Calvin Andhobbs April 10, 2007

texmexarican 

someone who's texan, mexican, and costarican.
Person A: did u hear andrea's texmexarican?
Person B: nuh-uh!
Person A: ya! she was born in Texas, her mom's from Mexico, and her dad's from Costa Rica!
texmexarican by jfdishgusdfgbfvjk January 27, 2009

texmexadian 

A hispanic person who is born in texas and ventured on to live in canada.
person 1: Hey man, did you hear those girls are texmexadian?

person2: really?! whats that?

person1: Duh silly head, they are a rare yet amazing group of people. They have Mexican roots, yet are born in Texas, yet traveled and lived in Canada for a while.

person2: Seriously? That is awesome!!
texmexadian by mexi1mexi2 January 1, 2010

Telemexican 

The telemarketer recording that u sometimes get on your cell phone that is in Spanish and u never get to talk to a live person to tell them to quit calling u.
Damn, the telemexicans are calling me again!
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Person 2:......
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