televisional

Coming from the television.

Internet and televisional influences can be the source of child corruption.

televisional by Denyingninja August 31, 2011

seven words you can't say on television 

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

seven words you can't say on television by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

Televisionary 

A forward thinker, who also watches way too much television.

Someone with the uncanny ability to know which TV series' will continue to be good, and eventually become popular, from their first season(s)/episode(s).

Guy: That new "How I Met Your Mother" show stinks, how long do you think it will last? Tristan The Televisionary?

Tristan The Televisionary: I give it a long run, these characters will grow on you.

Televisionary by Peachhat May 22, 2013

Broadband Television 

A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.

Examples of broadband television include:
Hulu.com
Fancast.com

Broadband Television by bigmovie February 6, 2009

Parent Television Council 

A bunch of goody two shoe arseholes who believe it's a better choice to watch after other children when instead, they should be watching their own.

They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"

They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.

The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".

This is nothing but the truth.

"Two Lesbians Kiss"

- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!

We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!

/start of controversy

Parent Television Council by Alias @*(&&#*(#&@(*&# January 27, 2011

Educational Television

The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?

My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!

Educational Television by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

Daytime Television by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008