13 definitions by The Cheshire Kat

gigantimous

gigantic + enormous, ie really big. another version of ginormous.

Dude, this spider is gigantimous!

by The Cheshire Kat August 8, 2008

laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

by The Cheshire Kat January 26, 2009

gigundimous

(pronounced: jai-GOON-duh-mus) gigantic + huge + enormous, ie, really really big.

Did you see that hailstone that landed on Jay's car? Thing was gigundimous!

by The Cheshire Kat August 8, 2008

gigantimungous

gigantic + humongous, ie really big. a longer version of gimongous.

HOLY CRAP that thing is gigantimungous!

by The Cheshire Kat August 8, 2008

crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by The Cheshire Kat August 8, 2008