jon.o's definitions

doo doo bomb

Noun doo-doo bom To send a picture of an epic turd to an unexpecting friend via email or text in hopes the recipient gets upset or possibly pukes

I got a re doo doo bomb when I sent my friend a pic of my epic turd.

by jon.o June 11, 2012

douchebagitus

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.

I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.

by jon.o April 13, 2010

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

by jon.o December 26, 2009

ween

Noun:

To flash a completly unnessesary limp penis in a movie scene.

I don t understand why they have to show ween in this movie. Nasty ween!

by jon.o December 26, 2009

cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

by jon.o December 26, 2009

grouger

The grandma version of a couger

Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.

by jon.o August 29, 2009

ketatonic

To get completely laid out from ketamine

Damn. I knew he shouldn't have done the whole bottle. Well, let's run his pockets and steal his wallet.

Fuck that idea. Looks like he shit himself too. He's ketatonic

by jon.o July 26, 2009