Definitions by jon.o

doo doo bomb

Noun doo-doo bom To send a picture of an epic turd to an unexpecting friend via email or text in hopes the recipient gets upset or possibly pukes

I got a re doo doo bomb when I sent my friend a pic of my epic turd.

doo doo bomb by jon.o June 11, 2012

douchebagitus 

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.

I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.

douchebagitus by jon.o April 13, 2010

douchesniffer 

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

douchesniffer by jon.o December 26, 2009

ween 

Noun:

To flash a completly unnessesary limp penis in a movie scene.

I don t understand why they have to show ween in this movie. Nasty ween!

ween by jon.o December 26, 2009

cock bomb 

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

cock bomb by jon.o December 26, 2009

grouger 

The grandma version of a couger

Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.

grouger by jon.o August 29, 2009

ketatonic 

To get completely laid out from ketamine

Damn. I knew he shouldn't have done the whole bottle. Well, let's run his pockets and steal his wallet.

Fuck that idea. Looks like he shit himself too. He's ketatonic

ketatonic by jon.o July 26, 2009