telecone 

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

telecone by notkatie January 25, 2009

telecine 

Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".

I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!

telecine by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005

teleconference 

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

teleconference by michael February 23, 2005

Telebone 

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

Telebone by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

telecon 

A shortened version of "teleconference" or "telephone conversation". Ususally spoken by corporate drones trying to sound cool. May be accompanied by a Microsoft Netmeeting or WebEx visual presentation made in PowerPoint.

Mitch: Jody, set up a telecon and WebEx with the team. We're going to pick some low-hanging fruit.
Jody: Ok, I'll shoot you an e-mail with the deets.

telecon by kneb July 26, 2006

Telebone 

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

Telebone by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Telefone 

What retarded people type instead of Telephone

"Dude, anyone who is reading this must be RETARDED!!!"

Telefone by Saturated1 May 30, 2005