Bellybeach

When sand gets trapped in the folds of an overweight persons belly

She got up and had a Bellybeach,I had to hose her down!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 11, 2016

lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 05, 2009

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 14, 2010

Lumbtrip

When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them
At first you think that's nice
Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs

Where you been Steve?
I've been away to Belgium.
Did you have a good time?
To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 18, 2013

Coaster Pong

When one rides a roller coaster at a theme park and the person in front is suffering from body odour.Making the passengers behind feel ill with the smell.

I went on the new Roller Coaster The terror of Lumb at happy World last Saturday and this bloke got on in front of us and we all suffered coaster pong!
Wish we had never gone on!
Why don't people care about the way they smell?

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 16, 2013

Delsplaining

To Delsplain is to continually talk bullshit to a YouTube audience. Someone Delsplaining will generally be seen to make things up on the go. They usually have no knowledge of the subject they try to teach, they then do it in an unsafe manner.

Did you see that video of John mending his mobility scooter! He had no idea how to fit that wheel but as usual he just kept Delsplaining as usual. But hey you already knew that!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty March 08, 2021

Pugresting

The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.

Look at that guy he has been pugresting all morning

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 22, 2009