Definitions by Bertyflirtyandimthirty

Delsplaining 

To Delsplain is to continually talk bullshit to a YouTube audience. Someone Delsplaining will generally be seen to make things up on the go. They usually have no knowledge of the subject they try to teach, they then do it in an unsafe manner.

Did you see that video of John mending his mobility scooter! He had no idea how to fit that wheel but as usual he just kept Delsplaining as usual. But hey you already knew that!

Delsplaining by Bertyflirtyandimthirty March 8, 2021

Bellybeach

When sand gets trapped in the folds of an overweight persons belly

She got up and had a Bellybeach,I had to hose her down!

Bellybeach by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 11, 2016

Ringface

When a persons face resembles a human anus

Hey look at that Ringface. He looks a right arsehole!

Ringface by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Telebone 

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

Telebone by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Dumpstyle 

To have a shave while simultaneously taking a shit

Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.

Dumpstyle by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Little Rob 

A person who you can trust and have a good time with. A natural leader with good manners,He can also sometimes be known as Captain or Thumb

Been out today with Little Rob and everything went smoothly as expected

Little Rob by Bertyflirtyandimthirty September 6, 2013

Coaster pong

The smell you get when riding a roller coaster when the guy in front stinks

Ooooh what coaster pong ,I think it must be that bloke in front pete?
I think your right Dave its hitting me like a sledgehammer

Coaster pong by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013