Bertyflirtyandimthirty's definitions

Richdick

A person who is motivated only by money,and would risk losing friends or family for there own gain

Hi honey I will be home late only im behind a Richdick in the bank and he is depoditing lots of money

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 22, 2009

Harley Shortster

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall

Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty February 18, 2011

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009

Coaster Pong

When one rides a roller coaster at a theme park and the person in front is suffering from body odour.Making the passengers behind feel ill with the smell.

I went on the new Roller Coaster The terror of Lumb at happy World last Saturday and this bloke got on in front of us and we all suffered coaster pong!
Wish we had never gone on!
Why don't people care about the way they smell?

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 16, 2013

Delsplaining

To Delsplain is to continually talk bullshit to a YouTube audience. Someone Delsplaining will generally be seen to make things up on the go. They usually have no knowledge of the subject they try to teach, they then do it in an unsafe manner.

Did you see that video of John mending his mobility scooter! He had no idea how to fit that wheel but as usual he just kept Delsplaining as usual. But hey you already knew that!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty March 8, 2021

Lumbtrip

When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them
At first you think that's nice
Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs

Where you been Steve?
I've been away to Belgium.
Did you have a good time?
To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 18, 2013

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 14, 2010