Harley Shortster

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall

Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty February 18, 2011

Dumpstyle

To have a shave while simultaneously taking a shit

Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Sausagefast

When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it

person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 20, 2009

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 01, 2009

Richdick

A person who is motivated only by money,and would risk losing friends or family for there own gain

Hi honey I will be home late only im behind a Richdick in the bank and he is depoditing lots of money

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 22, 2009

lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 05, 2009

Bellybeach

When sand gets trapped in the folds of an overweight persons belly

She got up and had a Bellybeach,I had to hose her down!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 11, 2016