Bertyflirtyandimthirty's definitions

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009

Richdick

A person who is motivated only by money,and would risk losing friends or family for there own gain

Hi honey I will be home late only im behind a Richdick in the bank and he is depoditing lots of money

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 22, 2009

Harley Shortster

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall

Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty February 18, 2011

Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit

I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013

Sausagefast

When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it

person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 20, 2009

Pugbayer

A person who drives a small peugeot car to take sold ebay goods to the post office,engine size is usualy limited to 1600cc maximum

Oh no we are gonna be late,a pugbayer is at the post office counter

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

Lumbster

A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road.
These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens.
They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.

Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk.
Yea Matt they sell it online to make money!
Do they actually sell any of it Dave?
Oh yea some people will buy anything.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 17, 2013