Bertyflirtyandimthirty's definitions

Delsplaining

To Delsplain is to continually talk bullshit to a YouTube audience. Someone Delsplaining will generally be seen to make things up on the go. They usually have no knowledge of the subject they try to teach, they then do it in an unsafe manner.

Did you see that video of John mending his mobility scooter! He had no idea how to fit that wheel but as usual he just kept Delsplaining as usual. But hey you already knew that!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty March 8, 2021

Bellybeach

When sand gets trapped in the folds of an overweight persons belly

She got up and had a Bellybeach,I had to hose her down!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 11, 2016

Ringface

When a persons face resembles a human anus

Hey look at that Ringface. He looks a right arsehole!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Dumpstyle

To have a shave while simultaneously taking a shit

Got in from work brushed my teeth and had a quick Dumpstyle so I could get here on time.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Little Rob

A person who you can trust and have a good time with. A natural leader with good manners,He can also sometimes be known as Captain or Thumb

Been out today with Little Rob and everything went smoothly as expected

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty September 6, 2013

Coaster pong

The smell you get when riding a roller coaster when the guy in front stinks

Ooooh what coaster pong ,I think it must be that bloke in front pete?
I think your right Dave its hitting me like a sledgehammer

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013