Teleboner 

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

Teleboner by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Teleboards 

1. An underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional 'regulars' who hail from North America, Australia, Ireland, the U.K., and one kid from Scandinavia. Escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. Cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.

Examples of Dialogue:

"I hate this shithole. I'm leaving you fuckers."
"You'll be back."
" :rolleyes: "
"Kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or sexist remark."
"You're fired!"
"Fat Rob just posted another final fantasy thread."
"The council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order."
"I hate Bush."
"I love Bush."
"I hate everybody."

Et cetera.

Teleboards by 8-B February 3, 2005

Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.

I have the weirdest Treboner right now...

Treboner by Forestspirit February 11, 2012

Teboner 

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

Teboner by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

teleconference 

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

teleconference by michael February 23, 2005

teleboards 

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

teleboards by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004