michael's definitions

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).

My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.

by Michael January 27, 2004

televizzle

televizzle means television

I am watching the television.
I be watchin' ma' televizzle.

by Michael December 6, 2003

fuckety fuck fuck

worse than fuck, like triple fuck

you smash your hand with a hammer so you jump around saying fuckety fuck fuck

by michael October 29, 2004

big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.

by michael March 1, 2004

Aviva

A joyful spring. A person that shines and brings meaning to your life.

You are my Aviva.

by Michael September 15, 2003

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005