michael's definitions

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

by Michael December 11, 2003

Schfiftyfive

A series of numbers begining with -----Shwam doo two and hief scheven schfourteen-teen schwentyone schwentyscheven hief 27 37 !!!!!!!WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!

girlfriends age is schfiftyfive!

by Michael May 12, 2004

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow, that woman is really wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

breadbin

people making fun of "bredrin"

what is up my breadbin, be you hanging in thy hood?

by michael January 24, 2004

11:11

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.

a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.

"i keep seeing 11:11 on the clock!"

by michael December 15, 2004

skillet

one's personal space, often used synonymously with grill

You're all up in my skillet, yo.

by Michael November 17, 2004