michael's definitions

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

triglet

Particle-beam emitted during time compression and expansion of time caused by the after shock of a
collapsing worm hole.

A wrinkle in time

by Michael November 11, 2003

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 10, 2004

shitbox

noun, 1.buttocks,when clothed; 2.ass-crack, anal cleff, and buttocks when unclothed

dude! look at the shitbox on that dude.

by Michael May 21, 2004

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

richie rich

see "richierich"

see "richierich

by michael April 21, 2003

on crack

Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.

Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab

by Michael January 18, 2005