michael's definitions

PLU

People Like Us. A subtle reference to people of the same socio-economic class.

I really like that private school around the corner. They parents there are people like us.

by Michael May 31, 2003

uber cool

First created by Michael in 2004 to show that something was extremely cool. Uber Cool comes from "Uber" which means very, and "Cool" which is self explanitory. Thus the phrase Uber Cool was invented

"Dude that was uber cool"

by Michael March 20, 2005

Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by Michael August 3, 2004

cut

hood term for the act of having sex

"Cuz you look like you aint been cut"
"Lets go cut in the telli"
"She ain't down to cut tonight"

by Michael May 13, 2005

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004