michael's definitions

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003

skinjin

A person of Native american decendency who renounces all negative connotations attached to the the misnomer American "Indian".

The skinjinz are now reassessing their current circumstance.

by Michael March 13, 2003

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

gg no re

This Awsome Phrase Means Good Game no rematch, in other words You Have Been Ownzed so bad, u are not worthy of a Rematch. if somone says this to u ever U SUCK ASS AHHAHA

"Rob: Im cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: GG no re thx ownzed"
"Rob: awww..."

by Michael February 5, 2003

nannygoat

another accepted form of a Goatee

I'm trying to gro my Nannygoat back out

by Michael June 20, 2003

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

dime

spanish for "tell me". as in "dime tu nombre". some non english speakers are often confused when they are new to this country and go to use a vending machine and are 10 cents short by mistake, the machine displays "dime" to tell them of the 10 cents shortage and they start talking out the selection they wish to make to the vending machine instead of pushing buttons, thinking that the machine is asking them "dime( tell me )" your selection.

A pack of cig's are $3.25 from a vending machine
Old cuban guy puts in $3.15 into the cigarrette vending machine.
He is missing 10 cents and the LED display promts "dime".
as to which the old cuban man replys
"yo quierro un paquete de Marlboro Lights" (i want a pack of Marlboro Lights )

by michael October 22, 2004