What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.
by My Name Is George July 11, 2011
n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
by sow<3 January 06, 2011
The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.
by lolatrobbie May 03, 2010
Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?
by BeccaMarieee November 17, 2008
When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.
by ThePhoneHandler March 24, 2017
A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2020
Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?
by tofudragon May 06, 2008