tefas
*posts picture of self* caption: First day of summer, rocking my new jumper (but we all know its really a #tefas)
tefas by perrolywhy October 2, 2018
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teaspoon leg it out of here
When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
teaspoon leg it out of here by BoosterGould January 2, 2015
teasession
An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.
I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.
teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
Tejas Pillai
In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'
Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
Tejas Pillai by Daniel5tookenham June 3, 2020
Teaspoon leg
Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.
Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
Teaspoon leg by imliterallyonlydoingthisforRT June 8, 2017
candy tease
when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of
candy.
*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*
Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.
Person 2: GTFO noob
Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
candy.
*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*
Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.
Person 2: GTFO noob
Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
candy tease by iheartitties November 1, 2010
Spot Tease
A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.
Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!
Spot Tease by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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