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The phase between sober and high in terms of smoking marijuana
Maddi: "Yo Riyad,you high?"
Riyad: "Not lifted, but not sober"
Maddi: "oh, you mean teased"
teased by Chief Reefer April 1, 2009
Teased - to tease oneself up. When going on a big night out you get fully teased up , hair,clothes,make-up all done perfectly.
"look those girls look fully teased tonight"
Teased by BAbsy June 21, 2006

teased hair 

Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
Teased hair Link:
look on photobucket. lol.
teased hair by zomgkate December 5, 2007

Teased off 

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.
Teased off by KingofNorway March 21, 2015

Teased to Jesus 

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
Teased to Jesus by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service