teeness 

a small penis. a word i made up, but yall can use it.

that dude has a teeness

teeness by DeathByStereo August 30, 2006

Tennessee Sobber 

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying

I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.

Tennessee Sobber by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

Tennessee Boat Launch 

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

Tennessee Boat Launch by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019

Tennessee Mouthwash 

A tennessee mouthwash is any drink containing any amount of tennessee whisky.

Dude 1: "Dude what are you drinking?"
Dude 2: "Jack Daniels and Coke aka a delicious tennessee mouthwash!"

Tennessee Mouthwash by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

tennessee back door 

The act of inserting an open bottle of whiskey into the anus of a person doing a handstand. The person then rights themself while people take shots out of the now whiskey flowing butthole.

Man, I was so wasted from all those Tennessee back door's last night ... Do I still have shit in my teeth?

tennessee back door by MBlaze May 7, 2015

Tennessee palm pilot 

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

Tennessee palm pilot by PMax March 10, 2008

Tennessee doorbell 

When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.

Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?

Tennessee doorbell by PMax March 11, 2008