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TheGerken 

One who is legendary at MW2 Trickshots, knows how to pleasure large women, and knows how to master debate. Someone who is TheGerken is often compared to Mikey from the hit show "Recess". TheGerken is one who is always one step ahead from mainstream and appears as hip and cool. One who is great at playing goalkeeper in any sport.
That kid thegerken made my mother go crazy with his half stop and stare running man shot! Ya boi look itz TheGerken squashing reefas on L'Queefa's lap.
TheGerken by Matthew Long December 26, 2013
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teenerweener 

a person with an excuse for a cock.
I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.
teenerweener by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020
A majestic feline, often with a floofy tail and a mane.
I’d like to introduce you to my teekers, Deebo. Don’t pet him for too long or he will bite you.
teekers by Fleabo February 3, 2023

Filthy Teeter 

A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids
I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.
Filthy Teeter by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009

Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

teeter-titter 

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.
Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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