the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off
Bob: Whoa thats crazy
by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013
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Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.
by fett37 August 3, 2010
Get the Teetering mug.Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.
Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!
by jamieli February 17, 2010
Get the teetering on the edge of insanity mug.Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.
Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.
by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008
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His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.
by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017
Get the freak teetering mug.St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
by Makams December 25, 2008
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