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Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013
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Tweezering 

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.
Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?
Tweezering by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic 

The verb form of past, in plural, as an adjective, as a plural, but not, in the past, as in someone who pastedsyesn'teds, as in doing so in the present, being able to be done, as a condition.
Person 1: Oh, do you have pastedsyesn'tederingabletic?

Person 2: I did.

Tendring technology college

See that girl over there she’s a slag, must go tending technology college! He looks like a fboy, must go Tendring technology college
The process of connecting your phone to your laptop in order to facilitate an Internet connection. Usually performed via bluetooth or USB.
John: ah crap I can't get a wifi signal on my laptop. Sorry, I can't look up that obscure Pink Floyd track on discogs.com

Bob: dude, one word - tethering.

John: dude!
Tethering by mr. duffy April 8, 2010
using your cellular phone as your computer modem.
"Did you know you can connect to the internet with your cell phone via tethering?"
tethering by Keystr0ke September 5, 2006

Modem Tethering 

The act of using your cell phone as a modem for your computer.
I am not in a hotspot, but my cell phone works, why don't I use modem tethering to connect my computer to the interent using my cell phone
Modem Tethering by K56z7k9710974 December 17, 2008