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A Teegen is known for his godlike wingman abilities, being able to get anyone laid faster than you can say "cocksucker motherfucker". Teegen probably wears a blue, red, and white hat, a patriotic mother fucker he is. Teegen is the most chill person on this Mother Nature planet. They are specifically good at the guitar strings, the talent of the gods. Teegen's strengths? Eating a lot and comfortably chillin.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.
optimus prime- "dang, who's that chill guy over there drinking a dew?"
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.
Teegen by OG DLG ROCKER May 10, 2015
Words you can keep
A small Mexican that usually can be found climbing the border fences or working in your local Taco Bell. Also has large penis (JK) he can also be found cleaning your house for cheap.
Bob - "Hey! I got a Teegen to cut my grass and make me tacos!"

Nathan - "Awesome! I'm a queer!"
Teegen by Witherz July 15, 2013

Uzui Tengen 

A tall, flamboyant and attractive man from the anime “Kimetsu no Yaiba”. A former Shinobi, he is best known as the Sound Pillar, and retired shortly after his battle with the upper moon(s) 6. He wields two explosive Nichirin blades, which he carries wrapped up on his back. With multiple wives, bulging muscles and a massive cock, it is safe to say that Tengen is the embodiment of flamboyance itself.
Wow, I can’t believe Uzui Tengen has bigger tits than me!!

Nobody is as flamboyant as Uzui Tengen!
Uzui Tengen by Weebmaster14 August 19, 2020

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.

Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"
A man who has achieved the maximum of what a man can achieve at a young age.

Usually meaning he's muscular, tall, beautiful, strong, reliable, smart and is capable of having multiple loving partners at once.
Man, you're just 23 and you achieved everything a man wants

Thanks, i'm also happy to have 3 wives who support me.

3 wives? Damn, you're a Tengen
Tengen by Chadgen November 26, 2019
Snoop dogg's long lost family of children.
Too Boss. Woudnt want to destroy the internetz. Telgenhof *BOOM*
Telgenhof by Jesus1234578987654321 September 10, 2011

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

(n.)

Something so awesome, so amazing, so epic, so badass and so manly that no word in any language has the power to fully describe something that unreachable. Hence, why it's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Whether it's laughable or irrational
This is the path that ALL great men walk!
If there's a wall in our way, WE'LL DESTROY IT!!
If there's no road, we'll pave it WITH OUR OWN HANDS!
The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames!
The perfect fusion: GURREN LAGANN!
Who...
...all of you...
THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?!

~Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
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