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tefft box
A place where you store the little pieces of fecal matter that are left on your hog after anal intercourse.
After Sam removed his peanut from BoBo's rear, he flicked the pieces of fecal matter into the tefft box.
tefft box by Fecal authority March 7, 2017
tefft
The limit of the universe is tefft
teenfag
A teenfag is someone usually between the age 13 and 19 who acts in a stereotypical teenage way. The term "teenfag" covers a vast array of people, as the definition is very broad.
There are two categories of teenfag: typical and atypical.
Typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sluts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like "fleek" or "bae" (and formerly yolo and swag). They tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. You will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.
Atypical refers to the "edgy" teenfags that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other shitty pseudoculture they could dig up. They tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. Their goal in life is to "stand out" by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenfags. They too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).
Either way, all teenfags are cancer.
There are two categories of teenfag: typical and atypical.
Typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sluts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like "fleek" or "bae" (and formerly yolo and swag). They tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. You will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.
Atypical refers to the "edgy" teenfags that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other shitty pseudoculture they could dig up. They tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. Their goal in life is to "stand out" by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenfags. They too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).
Either way, all teenfags are cancer.
Bob: "What is up with those white kids crip walking?"
Jeffrey: "They're just a gaggle of typical teenfags."
Jeffrey: "They're just a gaggle of typical teenfags."
teenfag by thisplacesucksass February 8, 2015
Teffew
Teffew by Girl that loves shipping :3 February 17, 2022
Da Teef Nigga
A being of folklore within the black community whom is renown for stealing a young black child's money/expensive possessions, and in exchange, leaving a pile of teeth.
Tyrone: "AY YO, DA HELL'Z MAH PAYPA? AND DA F IS DIS PILE O' TEEF??"
Jamal: "AWW HELL IT'S DA TEEF NIGGA"
Jamal: "AWW HELL IT'S DA TEEF NIGGA"
Da Teef Nigga by MC DEM January 19, 2010
Teffting
An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
Teffting by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016