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Tefft
Sam: Have you heard about Travis?
Little Jim Norton: No. you pube of a man.
Sam: He ran away from his sick dog and now lives in a box.
Chip Chipperson: He Tefft the nest or sumthin? Tssssssss
Little Jim Norton: No. you pube of a man.
Sam: He ran away from his sick dog and now lives in a box.
Chip Chipperson: He Tefft the nest or sumthin? Tssssssss
Tefft by BombComing February 28, 2017
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tefft box
A place where you store the little pieces of fecal matter that are left on your hog after anal intercourse.
After Sam removed his peanut from BoBo's rear, he flicked the pieces of fecal matter into the tefft box.
tefft box by Fecal authority March 7, 2017
tefft middle school
tefft middle school by Hispanic Kid January 2, 2018
teft
oh no I tefted
Teffew
Teffew by Girl that loves shipping :3 February 17, 2022
Teffting
An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
Teffting by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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