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teenfag

A teenfag is someone usually between the age 13 and 19 who acts in a stereotypical teenage way. The term "teenfag" covers a vast array of people, as the definition is very broad.

There are two categories of teenfag: typical and atypical.

Typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sluts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like "fleek" or "bae" (and formerly yolo and swag). They tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. You will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.

Atypical refers to the "edgy" teenfags that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other shitty pseudoculture they could dig up. They tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. Their goal in life is to "stand out" by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenfags. They too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).

Either way, all teenfags are cancer.
Bob: "What is up with those white kids crip walking?"
Jeffrey: "They're just a gaggle of typical teenfags."
by thisplacesucksass February 8, 2015
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teenager

one who is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse but not tomorrow's math test
by UnknownSkater May 11, 2013
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teenage dream

Living your best life while being a teenager. Like running away, having a great group of friends, running around at night, and so much more!
do you wanna run away and live a teenage dream with me
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Teenage Fever

A common symptom of “teenage fever” is simply indecisiveness, which leads to hesitation as a person is unsure whether romantic feelings are mutual, due to a lack of experience in the dating game.
John: " I'm not sure if sally likes me, we talk all the time and the vibes are perfect but I'm not sure if she feels the way I feel."

Ben: " Bro teenage fever is the worst"
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Teenage Disaster

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group
Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them
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teenager

When you're too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do do the other half.
That sounds like something a teenager would say.
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Teenagers

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults.
Teenagers are common victims of ageism.
by l1011tristar17 February 15, 2010
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