2 definitions by NotSamButPaulInstead
A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
by NotSamButPaulInstead May 31, 2017
An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016