teefs

n. pl.

1. What yur grill is made up of. (See also teef; toofs.)

2. One of a set of hard, bonelike structures rooted in sockets in the jaws of hood residents.

3. Used for biting / chewing food or as a means of attack or defense.

That chicken head teefs get in the way.

teefs by Matt Hoyt February 18, 2004

white teeth teens 

Superficial. People on the "in" crowd.

The popular kids at your school are white teeth teens

white teeth teens by A-Red King Trap November 15, 2013

mid-teens crisis 

Refers to the sense of panic that occasionally surfaces in adolescents as a result of the feeling of not having done enough, whether it is regarding their academic or social life. Typically experienced around the ages of 15 to 16. Or, alternatively, could also refer to a feeling of worthlessness experienced around this age, but is not necessarily the result of depression.

Many teenagers experience a mid-teens crisis the summer before the eleventh grade as the reality of high-school graduation and preparation dawns on them.

mid-teens crisis by Nibsen June 24, 2010

Weet Teets 

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").

"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."

Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006

snorg tees 

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using ]hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash

As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.

Bad Idea Tees by ESSJAY May 5, 2011

Da Teef Nigga

A being of folklore within the black community whom is renown for stealing a young black child's money/expensive possessions, and in exchange, leaving a pile of teeth.

Tyrone: "AY YO, DA HELL'Z MAH PAYPA? AND DA F IS DIS PILE O' TEEF??"

Jamal: "AWW HELL IT'S DA TEEF NIGGA"

Da Teef Nigga by MC DEM January 19, 2010