Teffting 

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.

"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."

Teffting by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016

Teffting 

Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.

In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.

Teffting by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016

Teffting 

speaking someones opinion in a feminine or homosexual afflicted voice

Travis is teffting about his trip to Epcot

Teffting by Ken Bone October 11, 2016

tefting 

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

tefting by Gary Mack June 24, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016