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An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
by NotSamButPaulInstead October 14, 2016
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.
In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.
by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016
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speaking someones opinion in a feminine or homosexual afflicted voice
Travis is teffting about his trip to Epcot
by Ken Bone October 11, 2016
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