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Taeconda 

A combination of Taehyung and the word Anaconda(massive sized creatures) in a wordplay to make Taeconda.
Taeconda thus refers to Kim Taehyung's humonguous and massive schlong. It is even believed to have its own consciousness as it moves and twitches alone.
The rumors say Tae uses Duct Tape to confine that fat monster cock.
It is also known as V's third leg.
- Army: "Why did you draw Taehyung with three legs though?"

Jungkook: "That's Mr. Taeconda!"

Army: "I-"

- Taehyung was walking around naked in his kitchen and his taeconda was closing cabinets.

- Taeconda loves to greet people apparently, while being confined by its owner's pants it still pops out to say Hi!
Taeconda by dictioNASTY August 26, 2022
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Taeconda 

The longest, the biggest and the most wanted thing which Jungkook sucks all the time.
Tae: "Do you like what you see, baby boy?"
Jungkook: "Yeah but I rather suck Mr. Taeconda."
Taeconda by istolejiminsjams December 10, 2018
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