technosass 

being overly assertive, borderline impudent, when referring to ones knowledge and understanding of internet-based services and products.

That girl has major technosass, with all her "watch me Google this and Prezi that."

technosass by Mr. Google Docs March 10, 2010

Technomasculinity 

A new word coined by crazy liberal "Professor" that means, “an expression of masculinity that is oriented toward the mastery of technology and skilled use of technological tools and systems.”

Studies show that “technomasculinity” is rampant in the gaming industry, hurting women and LGBTQ people in the process.

Technomasculinity by Jeronleow November 13, 2018

technocrasshole 

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.

Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.

technocrasshole by zirconbh May 20, 2010

Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.

The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.

Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015

Technogasm 

A form of 'orgasm' or intense pleasure that is derived from technological gadjets and gizmos galore. This pleasure is mostly experienced by nerds, geeks or other related stereotypes.

Person A: "are you having another technogasm over your new Xbox 360?"
Person B: "Yes!! I'm in geek Heaven!" *drools*

Technogasm by yum-yums October 24, 2006

Technosaur 

A person who has absolutely no ability to operate any electronic device that was made after 1985; including computers, laptops, the internet, digital televisions, digital cameras, cell phones, DVD players, i-pods, video games, etc. The last electronic device they understood was the VCR.

This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.

- Wow...when did Bob become such a Technosaur, that was the third time this week he's asked me how to work his email.

- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.

Technosaur by A2theDizee May 13, 2009

Technosaurus 

A boomer who is not tech savvy

My mother is such a technosaurus when it comes to figuring out how to do anything on her iPhone, other than call me!

Technosaurus by Baby2/20 February 20, 2020