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Technomasculinity 

A new word coined by crazy liberal "Professor" that means, “an expression of masculinity that is oriented toward the mastery of technology and skilled use of technological tools and systems.”
Studies show that “technomasculinity” is rampant in the gaming industry, hurting women and LGBTQ people in the process.
Technomasculinity by Jeronleow November 13, 2018
Johnny had a Techgasm when he saw the latest hard drive capacities.
Techgasm by Rocinon Te August 16, 2006

technoamish 

When a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. For instance they can not operate a simple flat screen TV, record TV shows on a DVR, or use Word on a computer.
"My mom is so technoamish, she can't even check her e-mail without my help"
technoamish by nhgirl January 28, 2009

technogadgetry 

any electronic device that has buttons, lights, and/or makes noises.
Between the iPod, laptop, cell phone and palm pilot, I have more technogadgetry than i can carry.
technogadgetry by Tony Doran September 2, 2005

technogadgetry 

electronic device of the latest technology that enhances ones lifestyle in any capacity;
Such technogadgetry as Cell phones, mp3 players, palm pilots, laptop computers, self cleaning electric razors, etc. have become a part of everyday life
technogadgetry by Tony Doran September 6, 2005

technorgasm 

An orgasm-like emotion resulting from the use or thought of exceptionally cool technology.
See technology orgasm
Once I got that 720p projector running, I had the biggest technorgasm...it was amazing.

I can't wait for FreeBSD 5-stable to be realeased...I'm going to have a technorgasm just thinking about it.
technorgasm by jackd November 9, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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