Technosaur 

A person who has absolutely no ability to operate any electronic device that was made after 1985; including computers, laptops, the internet, digital televisions, digital cameras, cell phones, DVD players, i-pods, video games, etc. The last electronic device they understood was the VCR.

This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.

- Wow...when did Bob become such a Technosaur, that was the third time this week he's asked me how to work his email.

- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.

Technosaur by A2theDizee May 13, 2009

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

technosupport 

Support for the Twitch stream/Youtuber Technoblade with his fight for cancer

Fundy- #TECHNOSUPPORT #FRICK CANCER
Chat- TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

technosupport by SophXD September 1, 2021

Technotariat 

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

Technotariat by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technosterone 

1. n. What fuels a passionate conversation about technology.

2. n. What a technosexual produces when they hear or talk about their favorite subject.

You could feel the technosterone emanating from the audience as Steve Jobs prepared to announce what had already been revealed by mac rumor sites the day before.

technosterone by maztik8r April 12, 2007

technoharassment 

a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.

b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.

Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.

The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.

technoharassment by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008