technosama
technosama by hejejqkqkwjsj January 31, 2021
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technoamish
When a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. For instance they can not operate a simple flat screen TV, record TV shows on a DVR, or use Word on a computer.
technoamish by nhgirl January 28, 2009
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technospeak
Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something
I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.
technospeak by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
technoharassment
a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.
b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.
b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.
Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.
The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.
The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.
technoharassment by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008
technoshame
verb. to patronize someone on their inability to use or understand technology.
noun. the shame or embarrassment one feels when they can't make technology work.
noun. the shame or embarrassment one feels when they can't make technology work.
mom: why isn't the god damn printer working again??
me: how many times do I need to tell you mom. did you check if it was plugged in?
friend: I'm pretty much inept when it comes to technology. I don't understand it at all. Please don't technoshame me!
me: Maybe if you took the time to understand it, it would make your life easier!
me: how many times do I need to tell you mom. did you check if it was plugged in?
friend: I'm pretty much inept when it comes to technology. I don't understand it at all. Please don't technoshame me!
me: Maybe if you took the time to understand it, it would make your life easier!
technoshame by Jazmyne Octavio May 25, 2022
technoramus
technoramus by Jugglernaut June 1, 2006
Technosaur
A person who has absolutely no ability to operate any electronic device that was made after 1985; including computers, laptops, the internet, digital televisions, digital cameras, cell phones, DVD players, i-pods, video games, etc. The last electronic device they understood was the VCR.
This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.
This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.
- Wow...when did Bob become such a Technosaur, that was the third time this week he's asked me how to work his email.
- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.
- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.
Technosaur by A2theDizee May 13, 2009
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