technospeak

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Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

technospeak by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

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technobreak

To die from playing with yourself too much.

Guy 1: I heard Joseph died of a technobreak.
Guy 2: No way he is so lucky.

technobreak by ByDevon January 16, 2017

Related Words

technospeak • technopeasant • Technofreak • technobreak • Technospastic • TechnoWeakness • techspeak • Techno Spaghetti

TechnoWeakness

Minecraft god at PvP on Minecraft Bedrock Edition (Windows 10, mobile, nintendo switch, xbox one, VR) and also has a great laugh. Also, TechnoWeakness can master any video game within a week.

TechnoWeakness has hot elbows.

TechnoWeakness by RealSkepnoblade August 23, 2019

Technofreak

Somewhat like technogeek, a person who is obsessed with the latest technology, and everything techno-y, (music, clothing, etc), while still being able to straddle the line between nerd/geek and normal person, with a reasonalbe social life. They are also extremely adept at new technologies and are usually able to complete really complex technological things without becoming too unbalanced. Usually has a nostalgia for the 90's rave scene, even if they weren't involved in it.

Person A: You have a 4,500 gamerscore on xbox live, but youre still able to go out to see '300' with us on fri???
Person B: Yep
Person: Wow, you're such a technofreak!

Technofreak by TehFutureIsNow March 19, 2007

technopeasant

1. A term used to describe people with little or no computer or online knowlege. Originates from original wonks surfing the early web using University accounts, in reference to AOL and Compuserv users.
2. Anyone who is technologically ignorant or inexperienced.

My grandma is such a techopeasant!

technopeasant by Dr Intrepid May 3, 2005

Technospastic

A person who struggles with the use of modern equipment. Usually parents.

OMG my dad was completely unable to plug in the DVD player. He's such a technospastic.

Technospastic by Butchos January 6, 2009

technopeasant

someone who's lack of knowledge about or of ability to use technology puts them at a disadvantage

The employees of the construction company initally came off as technopeasants. (example of technopeasant)

technopeasant by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026