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Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something

I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.

technospeak by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

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technobreak

To die from playing with yourself too much.

Guy 1: I heard Joseph died of a technobreak.
Guy 2: No way he is so lucky.

technobreak by ByDevon January 16, 2017

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TechnoWeakness

Minecraft god at PvP on Minecraft Bedrock Edition (Windows 10, mobile, nintendo switch, xbox one, VR) and also has a great laugh. Also, TechnoWeakness can master any video game within a week.

TechnoWeakness has hot elbows.

TechnoWeakness by RealSkepnoblade August 23, 2019

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Technofreak

Somewhat like technogeek, a person who is obsessed with the latest technology, and everything techno-y, (music, clothing, etc), while still being able to straddle the line between nerd/geek and normal person, with a reasonalbe social life. They are also extremely adept at new technologies and are usually able to complete really complex technological things without becoming too unbalanced. Usually has a nostalgia for the 90's rave scene, even if they weren't involved in it.

Person A: You have a 4,500 gamerscore on xbox live, but youre still able to go out to see '300' with us on fri???
Person B: Yep
Person: Wow, you're such a technofreak!

Technofreak by TehFutureIsNow March 19, 2007

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technopeasant

1. A term used to describe people with little or no computer or online knowlege. Originates from original wonks surfing the early web using University accounts, in reference to AOL and Compuserv users.
2. Anyone who is technologically ignorant or inexperienced.

My grandma is such a techopeasant!

technopeasant by Dr Intrepid May 3, 2005

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Technospastic

A person who struggles with the use of modern equipment. Usually parents.

OMG my dad was completely unable to plug in the DVD player. He's such a technospastic.

Technospastic by Butchos January 6, 2009

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technopeasant

someone who's lack of knowledge about or of ability to use technology puts them at a disadvantage

The employees of the construction company initally came off as technopeasants. (example of technopeasant)

technopeasant by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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