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technoshame 

verb. to patronize someone on their inability to use or understand technology.

noun. the shame or embarrassment one feels when they can't make technology work.
mom: why isn't the god damn printer working again??
me: how many times do I need to tell you mom. did you check if it was plugged in?

friend: I'm pretty much inept when it comes to technology. I don't understand it at all. Please don't technoshame me!
me: Maybe if you took the time to understand it, it would make your life easier!
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technoschmerz 

Anxiety, depression, and hopelessness resulting from an individuals inability to keep up with the ever-changing landscape of technology, including applications, social media, and computers.
I am a complete technoschmerz
technoschmerz by Helena Green September 18, 2017

Technoslave 

A person showing a dramatic case of social inadequacy by taking refuge in any kind of gadget, in order to avoid real life issues.
X: "How was the date with Nathan?"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"
Technoslave by rperazag June 29, 2010

technosama 

a tiktoker who proudly came out as lesbian.
technosama is my favorite gay tiktoker
technosama by hejejqkqkwjsj January 31, 2021

Technoslave 

In the world of BDSM and D/S (Domination & Submission) A technoslave is a submissive or consensual slave in the service of a Dominant Master or Mistress whose primary role is to worship his/her Dominant using his/her talents in all things technological, like webdesign, project management, online persona building, social media management and organization.
Miss Sher's Technoslave was a good bitch, using all his talents to make her website and twitter accounts popular by ensuring all her online social media and galleries across many technological platforms were organized to make His Mistress popular and bring her the adoration from many that she so deserves.
Technoslave by Yes_Miss_Sher January 2, 2019

technoshabba 

a word that describes the meaningless babble by computer/technical experts expectin us to know what there on about
technician : "my new machine runs .3 mv lower than my old one with a higher fsb,, loads ov rom ram and mfi,,, blah blah

person : "nice".... translated... what a load of technoshabba
technoshabba by thestonecutter October 26, 2007

Technogamerz 

Technogamerz Is an indian youtuber and gamer he makes videos playing different games
Technogamerz is really popular
Technogamerz by Tachnorabbit February 15, 2024