What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?
You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.
When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"