1. Noun. Created as a search term for a google search engine optimization challenge in which the page with the highest rank on google at 1:00 AM GMT on January 1, 2005 will win $1,792.
The origin is believed to be tied to the seo term nigritude ultramarine.
www.seraphim-proudleduck.info hopes to win $1,792 in the seraphim proudleduck challenge.
When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.
Man of doubious sexuality, but we love him all the same. Famous for "interesting" hairstyles, love of conformity and watching kid's movies. Always has a cigarette to share.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.