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Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...
"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."
Proudly Molested Ratty Twat by vyevd8 September 25, 2023
The act of being named Mudasir and being friends with someone named Asif
"I declare that I left my past best friend Mudasir, he became very selfish, Proudy & those who show me attitude, I keep them under my foot"
Proudy by Dr.Sanissimo March 12, 2022

seraphim proudleduck 

1. Noun. Created as a search term for a google search engine optimization challenge in which the page with the highest rank on google at 1:00 AM GMT on January 1, 2005 will win $1,792.
The origin is believed to be tied to the seo term nigritude ultramarine.
www.seraphim-proudleduck.info hopes to win $1,792 in the seraphim proudleduck challenge.

Proudlock 

When a man masterbates and jizzes into a cup before locking it away, so he can therefore keep track of his ejaculation amount, over time. The man may then decide to show a potential girlfriend his produce from his Proudlock to show his capability to ejactulate large or small amounts.
Hey dude, you can ejaculate very much,

Man, yes i can ill show you my Proudlock
Proudlock by William Giggs February 24, 2011
Man of doubious sexuality, but we love him all the same. Famous for "interesting" hairstyles, love of conformity and watching kid's movies. Always has a cigarette to share.

See also, girl, girly man
Stop being such a Proudy! (When behaving like a girly man)
Proudy by Joci February 6, 2005

Proudayou 

When somebody does something that isn't really worth real praise, but you're happy for them.
Justin, "Hey T-dogs i got a 91 on my test!"

T-dogs, "Proudayou."
Proudayou by t-dogs mcgee August 22, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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