technoamish

When a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. For instance they can not operate a simple flat screen TV, record TV shows on a DVR, or use Word on a computer.

"My mom is so technoamish, she can't even check her e-mail without my help"

by nhgirl January 28, 2009

Technourishment

The act of nourishing technology, or the state of being nourished by technology.

My iPod, iPhone, and iMac provide technourishment.

by Eric P. Rhodes January 7, 2009

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

technomisophonia

The fear of machines that make weird noises

“dude that coffee machine is making really weird noises…i have technomisophonia so im kinda scared”
“oh damn just go in the other room or something”

by Kitz_theasaurus1101 February 6, 2023