technolocks

The fusion between, the language of technological information and the humans capacity to absorb said information

The geek was talking utter technolocks

technolocks by Stevo50 November 11, 2021

TechnoPocky 

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.

lol TechnoPocky is funny

TechnoPocky by the guy you're happy you arn't April 28, 2011

technolojesus 

"As the legend goes, Jesus once encountered the Borg. The Borg attacked him, he turned the other cheek, and the Borg promptly sedated him. When he woke up, he had been assimilated. His new found fusion with the complex technology of the Borg was not something he rejected - he rejoiced. He swayed the Borg to be peaceful while he downloaded all the coolest new apps. He taught the Borg to meditate on compassion while he traded stocks from his iPhone. He cured the deaf among the Borg and gave them hands-free bluetooth ear pieces. He even showed them tranquility and sent them the most elite tracker invitations."

"Continually, he led them to enlightenment and free porn, but they were not satisfied. A glitch named Judas caused the Borg to attack Jesus. They soldered him to a steel wall. Though in his final moments he became entranced, marveling at visions of bleeding edge technology, he faded. As his last breath left his body, his netbook dropped from his hands and he died. Three days later he just kinda woke up. He rose into the air - floating, wrapped in a buzzword cloud widget. His gaze fell upon them as he ventured to speak, but nay, words did not come - only the most beautiful ringtone fluttered gaily from his lips and echoed throughout the cold halls of the cube. With that, the Borg bowed low and he vanished."

* The term technolojesus is now used widely as a title for anyone skilled with computers or electronics who also happens to be a compassionate badass with mad wisdom.

Bro, the other day this technolojesus came through and recovered my Brazillian fart-porn off my hard drive - I thought it was fragged, but this dude saved my life.

technolojesus by moultedsaws October 26, 2010

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technologist 

A person who has a lot experience with a variety of computing technologies, including networking, sys admining, programming, and researching shit on the internet, and can very quickly pick up new technologies. Typically good at communicating and teaching.

The new, radical press organization in town is hiring a few staff technologist to train journalist on how to encrypt their emails.

technologist by rivergods April 1, 2015

Technologised 

-adjective

1. To be technologically savvy.

2. To be proficient in the ways of the technological world.

e.g: Wow! For an old man, Mr. Atkins sure is technologised!

Technologised by lotsohuggin August 15, 2010

Radiologic Technologist 

Urrrrr Mommm!

My mom is a Radiologic Technologist.

Radiologic Technologist by Coolbro460 May 20, 2018