TechnoPocky 

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.

lol TechnoPocky is funny

TechnoPocky by the guy you're happy you arn't April 28, 2011

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technopoly 

A company (like Google) that uses technology to create a monopoly in one area of commerce or society. Becomes so big that it is essentially the de facto government in that area. See also NSA and fascism.

Uber is a technopoly. Also, Google, Amazon, and Github are technopolies.

technopoly by runvnc October 6, 2015

Technopocalypse

1. The hypothetical singularity moment when the advance of technology supercedes advance in relevant security by a margin so large that it results in unforseen catastrophic consequences for the entire planet.

2. The hypothetical scenario where we are inadequately prepared to deal with natural disasters such as solar flares crippling electronic, communications, financial and transport systems, that would effectively cripple the everyday functions of entire countries.

"Internet of Things is great and all, but when you're potentially arming hackers you might want to be more concerned about the technopocalypse."

Technopocalypse by chiffmonkey August 19, 2015

technolocks

The fusion between, the language of technological information and the humans capacity to absorb said information

The geek was talking utter technolocks

technolocks by Stevo50 November 11, 2021