tear jearker 

a sentimental story, movie, song, etc

That film is a real tear jearker.

tear jearker by Light Joker November 26, 2005

tear jearker 

a sentimental handjob.

robert got a handjob during the movie -the note book, it was a real tear jearker

tear jearker by brad cofey February 23, 2008

Indiana Tear-Jerker 

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

Indiana Tear-Jerker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

the tear jerker 

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

the tear jerker by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009

indian tear-jerker 

When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.

Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker

indian tear-jerker by Fatty Fatstuff June 11, 2014

Tear Jerker 

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

Tear Jerker by hologrammar June 6, 2011

Tear Jerker 

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

Tear Jerker by DWright March 30, 2007