whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

the tear jerker by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009

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indian tear-jerker

When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.

Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker

indian tear-jerker by Fatty Fatstuff June 11, 2014

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Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

Tear Jerker by hologrammar June 6, 2011

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Tear Jerker

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

Tear Jerker by DWright March 30, 2007

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