tear jearker
tear jearker by Light Joker November 26, 2005
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tear jearker by brad cofey February 23, 2008
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Indiana Tear-Jerker
A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob
Indiana Tear-Jerker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
the tear jerker
whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
the tear jerker by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009
indian tear-jerker
When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.
Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker
indian tear-jerker by Fatty Fatstuff June 11, 2014
Tear Jerker
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
Tear Jerker by hologrammar June 6, 2011
Tear Jerker
To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
Tear Jerker by DWright March 30, 2007
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