Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

by hologrammar May 13, 2011

scrojob

to simultaneously envelop the penis and scrotum during fellatio. this particular act is also referred to as a "mergler".

that big-mouthed whore gave me a wicked scrojob and still produced an audible "chubby bunny!"

by hologrammar May 24, 2010