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teapocalypse
The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.
teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011
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teapow • Teapot • Teapot tease • Teapotish • Teapot shake • Teapot Tim • Teabowing • teapocalypse • Teapoled • Teapon
Princess Teapot
Princess Teapot by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009
tennessee teapot
A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.
tennessee teapot by gocardscc January 26, 2009
Teapoting
The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.
Teapoting by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020
Golden Teapot
The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.
A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)
A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)
You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?
Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.
You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.
You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
Golden Teapot by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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