teapow

awesome people see bad guys and punch them for money and ice cream

An awesome girl named teagan saw a criminal and teapowed him

by santagal December 14, 2010

teapocalypse

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

by happyshiny August 14, 2011

chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

Princess Teapot

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.

"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"

by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009

tennessee teapot

A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.

If your done pisssing throw that tennessee teapot out the window.

by gocardscc January 26, 2009

Teapoting

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.

I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.

by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!

by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013