Teapon 

When you eat mad chinese food and then you piss them off in the worst way possible: toss a tampon you find in your purse into their tin teapot, watch it expand, and get it all on tape. Now that rules.

Possibly Tampax brand. Any kind really for teapon-making. Toss and listen to the angry chinese voices.

Teapon by jinjohnson December 8, 2006

teapocalypse 

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011

Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests

here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"

Teaphonics by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012

chocolate teapot 

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

chocolate teapot by Clansman April 22, 2009

teabonics 

The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.

"What does that sign say?"
"Say no to socilism."
"That protester is well-versed in teabonics."

teabonics by thisischris March 30, 2010

Princess Teapot 

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.

"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"

Princess Teapot by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009

teaion 

A person of wierd or crazy thoughts,that has a humble heart,and has some musical moments

Hi I'm Teaion

teaion by Teaionr January 18, 2020