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Teapon

When you eat mad chinese food and then you piss them off in the worst way possible: toss a tampon you find in your purse into their tin teapot, watch it expand, and get it all on tape. Now that rules.
Possibly Tampax brand. Any kind really for teapon-making. Toss and listen to the angry chinese voices.
by jinjohnson December 8, 2006
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teapocalypse

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.
Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.
by happyshiny August 14, 2011
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Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012
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chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
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teabonics

The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.
"What does that sign say?"
"Say no to socilism."
"That protester is well-versed in teabonics."
by thisischris March 30, 2010
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Princess Teapot

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.
"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"
by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009
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teaion

A person of wierd or crazy thoughts,that has a humble heart,and has some musical moments
Hi I'm Teaion
by Teaionr January 18, 2020
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