tarvo

A bitch ass nigga who is usaully soft and dark as fuck

Damn why that tarvo so ugly

tarvo by Hornetnest August 14, 2017

Tarof 

Tarof is the act of offering something in a manner sufficient to demonstrate sincerity, but is simply a facade to appear more genuine than one actually is. It can be shown by conduct, an offer, or by any means in which there appears to be an intent to tender to another. One could think of a tarof as an undisclosed, one-sided, unilateral contract where the offeror is obligated to pay in exchange for the act or abstention from acting. In a case where tarof is present or occurring, the accepting party must first decline the offer or restrain oneself from quickly agreeing to take (abstention from acting). The problems that arise from accepting an offer in a hastily manner are internal and only detrimentally harm the offeror. If a tarof is accepted too quickly, without hesitation, delay or indecisiveness on the part of the party accepting, the "tarof-er" is quick to become offended (meanwhile secretly shocked) and leaves with underlying resentment and bitterness in which they never bring to the surface or openly recognize. However, the "tarof-er" may privately complain to his/her close companion(s) regarding the surprising encounter in order to vent and release their frustration over the other person's inability to first reject or turn down their offer prior to accepting it.

Take-away: It is only custom that you first refuse the "good" or "act" of the "tarof-er" prior to taking/accepting it in order to avoid bitter feelings and to ultimately leave the situation winning.

"Please do not tarof with me regarding the last two khormas in the fridge-- just take them Marziyeh!"

"I have asked you many times Shahrzad not to tarof those custard-filled pirashki's to me if you really want to eat them all yourself..."

"Maman, how many times are you going to tarof that albaloo polo to me?! I am allergic to albaloo's!"

Situation where tarof is involved:

Khashayar: "Please Jamshid, let me take care of the bill" (secretly, Khashayar does not want to pay a penny)

Jamshid: "Azizam, no. It is with love and only proper if I pay" (meanwhile, Jamshid is putting up a front too)

Khashayar: "No, no, no"... (looks at waiter & waves arm implying her to come closer)... "take my card and don't allow this man (pointing at Jamshid) to pay!"

Jamshid (talking only to the waiter but eyeing Khashayar with one eye): "No, no, please! I beg you! Do not listen to him! He does not know what he is saying!" (the waiter stares in utter confusion and uncertainty, and is simply startled by the whole interaction. Unsure as to what to do, she stares at what seems to be an altercation feeling uncomfortable and puzzled. She's not sure how or why things escalated so quickly. Eventually, she takes the card from the more "angrier" man, Jamshid, & quickly rushes to the nearest cash register.)

Tarof by KimberlyDee October 31, 2018

tarod

The type of dude to not be considered a "beta male," but the "better male." Normally gets shit right the first time. Husband material.

Girl 1: Here some shit I regret, back in high school I wasn't tryna mess with a Tarod. I mean, I realize I didn't have my shit together, plus when I look back, these other niggas I was wit hit they prime in high school, so...
Girl 2: Too bad 'cuz I married that same nigga and I ain't had no issues. You wait long you wait wrong bih.

tarod by Phillip DeGarbaje December 22, 2016

tarkoved 

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game

Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved

tarkoved by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018

tarcomed 

delusional politician

He kept stating lies like a tarcomed during the political debate.

tarcomed by HauntedIshpeming April 14, 2019

Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov (EfT for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in constant fear of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, reloading animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.

"Escape from Tarkov and Insurgency Firestorm are the pinnacle of first person shooter games."

Escape from Tarkov by Tarkov Escaper October 14, 2019

taron egerton 

One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.

Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.

taron egerton by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017