tardout 

to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.

don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.

tardout by darkmugan June 1, 2005

tareout 

A "tareout" (sic) is a form of verbal bullshit, in the form of rhymes, or "bars" from complete cunts who buy their best clothes at Tesco, usually into a microphone and unfortunately recorded onto a computer and then uploaded to the internet to be laughed at by those whose IQ exceeds a gatepost. Tareouts are usually themed about whatever is distressing the complete cunt, i.e. USH, got no weed, got my mother pregnant, and I'm too good for arena 2.

Oi oi! MC Benzo. Listen to my tareout, spent agest on this. (99% of viewers "Christ not again", the other 1% "Yeah, bruv this is sick. better than the music"

tareout by MC ROOM 3 February 26, 2018

tard out 

Where one transforms into a child-like and immature state. Usually involving the consumption of mass amounts of alcohol supplemented with incoherent and biligerant behaviour.

Tard Outs can occur on a scale measured "level" 1 through 5. For the rare "train wreck" of a tard out, there is a level 6 which is referred to as a cataclysmic tard out.

Remember when Ty left 500 bucks on the blackjack table to go down and play poker. What a cataclysmic tard out!

tard out by Mark Procopio May 11, 2007

tard out 

When a person begins to become fixed in on a certain object or nothing for an extended period of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and sometimes drool.

Student 1: Dude, did you hear what was gonna be on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I wasn't really paying attention.
Student 1: Oh yea, I saw you tard out for a while.

tard out by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Tard out 

Is an action when you become very empty headed and Sucked into something very retarded.Such as something very Retarded but funny,Then you become caught up in it and you look sort of retarded when you play that same thing over again.

"David Was watching An episode of family guy, and i witnessed him Tard out."

Tard out by Steve-o weepingdemon boy June 11, 2006

Tardnut 

A contraction of retard + nut (Testicle)

Little Timmy is so stupid he must be a TARDNUT.

Tardnut by Socialdistorted April 4, 2009

tardostrong

Very stupid. See also "tardstrong".

When in response to something you see that is stupid, like blocking lanes of traffic during rush hour with pothole repair, instead of saying something like, "Who's the idiot who decided to work on the roads during rush hour?" you could simply say, "Now that's tardostrong."

tardostrong by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007