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Double Tarting 

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.
John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."
Double Tarting by J$wag May 9, 2013

tartingles 

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.
Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!
tartingles by professor Quinta December 1, 2006

Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.
I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.
Pop-Tarting by The Hist March 26, 2020

Tarting about 

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.
Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!
Tarting about by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

Pop-Tarting

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.
Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.
Pop-Tarting by Nine11junky October 1, 2019

fartingly 

a small combustion between the legs caused by a release of gastrointestinal gas.
cole: yo what happened

jack: i had a fartingly
cole: damn
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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