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Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.
Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.
by Nine11junky October 01, 2019
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
by lihams22 February 18, 2014
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The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.
I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.
by The Hist March 26, 2020
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The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

by ItsAPosition April 19, 2011
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Taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.
I took NyQuil and Ex-Lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.
by Anchala April 09, 2008
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when you have nowhere else to nut
sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020
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