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Pop-Tarting

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.
Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.
Pop-Tarting by Nine11junky October 1, 2019

Pop tarting 

Taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.
I took NyQuil and Ex-Lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.
Pop tarting by Anchala April 9, 2008

wet pop-tarting 

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
wet pop-tarting by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Poptarting 

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
Poptarting by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptarting 

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...
poptarting by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

Poptarting 

when you have nowhere else to nut
sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
Poptarting by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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