tard burger

a burger concocted by a handicapped individual that works in a fast food joint. Note: The burger is either the total opposite of what you wanted and/or gnarly looking.

Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!

by manda[euphoria] June 27, 2008

tard burger

a dumb ass retard that works at mcdonalds

Reece is such a tard burger!

by Lord Fuck U August 26, 2003

bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex

"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."

by Paulthecat April 17, 2022

turdburgerler

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003