Someone who is stupid, but in an annoying way. In fact, if they were actually mentally retarded it would be a dramatic improvement.
Mason is so stupid that it's pissing me off! He's a real 'tard.
by FRizzo August 06, 2005
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Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).
Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!
by Ace February 05, 2002
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Someone who is NOT retarded, but, acts like they are because they are too busy fantasizing about stupid bullshit to pay attention to the reality that surrounds them.
Poindexter is such a 'tard! He got into a car accident because he was too busy thinking about his fan fic sequel to "The Lord Of The Rings".
by Bull Shit Vick December 22, 2006
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A total moron who insists on camping his or her spawn or some other place when the rest of his/her team is dead, thereby forcing everyone to wait for friggin' EVER to get on to the next round in counter-Strike.
I can't believe that frickin' 'tard is camping his spawn instead of planting the bomb!
by Mike H June 30, 2003
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Fuckin' dumbass, short for retard. Usualy used to describe something stupid someone did
She fell ove ra cow and broke her leg, what a fuckin' tard
by Shana Morro March 25, 2003
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A person who is so stupid they dont deserve being called a reatard once but twice in the same word. This can also be used when the words fucktard, dumbass, and moron just cant portray and person's lack of simple intellegence.
by Erik Lydon March 06, 2005
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