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tapoi by eatmyinternetenglish November 5, 2010
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Arsepipe Tapioca
A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019
Tallahassee Tapout
Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
Tapistrate
A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.
Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014
tapioca in the dark
A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")
-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"
tapioca in the dark by titty slapper May 20, 2014
tapti
An amazing woman with striking features and beautiful hair. Shes the kind of girl your buddies like, but also the type of girl you want to show off. A girl with an incredibly voracious appetite, yet she somehow maintains a hot figure. She is always adventerous in bed, and she is the type of girl that once you meet her, you can't get her off your mind. Sexy! She is a great friend to everyone, and never judges. Intelligence and sarchastic humor are her strong points.
She's beautiful inside out, she has the most amazing eyes, and cute cheeks, she can be bitchy at times but she always has a reason, you'll be lucky to date a Tapti since she is a hopeless romantic, but if you upset her, she will switch to her bad side and be somewhat karma. Best to keep her before someone else catches her. She also has the most amazing smile, you'll fall for her in 10 seconds, she had sexy dance moves too...
She's beautiful inside out, she has the most amazing eyes, and cute cheeks, she can be bitchy at times but she always has a reason, you'll be lucky to date a Tapti since she is a hopeless romantic, but if you upset her, she will switch to her bad side and be somewhat karma. Best to keep her before someone else catches her. She also has the most amazing smile, you'll fall for her in 10 seconds, she had sexy dance moves too...
Johnny- O my gosh, look at that gorgeous brunette.
Oliver- Which one?
Johnny- That tall one standing with those other girls, she is laughing and wearing those amazing shoes.
Oliver- Wow.
Johnny- Bet you a million dollars that her name is Tapti.
Oliver- No way, I'm not gonna take that bet. Her name couldn't be anything else.
Oliver- Which one?
Johnny- That tall one standing with those other girls, she is laughing and wearing those amazing shoes.
Oliver- Wow.
Johnny- Bet you a million dollars that her name is Tapti.
Oliver- No way, I'm not gonna take that bet. Her name couldn't be anything else.
Happy Tapioca
Happy Tapioca by Johnny not johnny March 20, 2022
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