Tapistrate

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.

"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"

by ConksDonks September 13, 2014

Twistrated

Adj. The emotion of frustration associated with learning how to use Twitter, commonly felt by new Twitter users.

Q: "Why the long face?"
A: "I just signed up on twitter"
Q: "and thats a bad thing?"
A: "I can't figure out how to navigate this damn website! I'm completely twistrated!"

by Annoyed Twitter user April 3, 2009